Beautiful home you guys have. What is it like being a house husband?
It varies. It is quite nice that I have a rich wife.
What does your wife do for a living?
She is a politician. She is some kind of a minister, I guess. I'm not sure. I don't understand much about those things.
Politics is a dirty game.
I guess that's true. I've heard that the work is done mostly in saunas.
Wife says: "What happens in sauna stays in sauna. That's what Kekkonen did as well."
How is it, do you have any children? ("Mites," at the beginning of a question makes it softer, more polite.)
We don't, but we do have pets.
What animals do you guys have?
They're inside. I'll show you. Follow me.
Here's our cat. His name is Ludvig. He's cute, isn't he?
And here's our bunny. I don't know what his eyes are so red. I think he's terrible, but my wife wanted it. She thinks it's amusing.
The bunny is in the background picture of my wife's phone. Wife likes to go to sauna with it. I hear the bunny is her advisor. I don't even know its name.
Sometimes I ask my wife: "Could we go to sauna just the two of us some time?"
My wife says: "I don't feel like watching that kind of a skinny old fart." "Why don't you to go the kitchen now."
"I make food. I do the cleaning, and take care of our animals, but it's not enough." "Sounds tough. Are you happy?"
My wife says: "You don't need to be happy?"
Where did you guys meet?
We met at a bar. Back then, she was so nice and polite. I was thirsty and she bought me a drink.
For how long have you guys been together?
But I have to think positively.
"Go for it. Thanks for the apple and the bunny. I am a happy man... Zzz..."
This comic is called “Common Questions 3 (House Husband)”.
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