Chilling at home (with conversational connectors)
"At first it was pretty nice, but now I'm starting to get a bit bored with being at home." "Why don't you work, uncle Mauno?"
"Because there are so few customers because of that corona virus."
"I'm going to work. See you in the evening."
I'm going to work...
Uuu, I'm such a successful "career rocket".
What's the matter with you?
_You think that_ I'm a bad man, because I'm not working.
(Sigh) Joni, could you take your uncle for a walk.
"And don't eat too much junk food. It's not good for your brains. Okay, bye!" "Eat pop corn, Joni, as much as you want!"
Some day I will say something really smart to Jane. And then she will be so embarrassed.
I'm not going out, no way! I would've gone if Jane hadn't been so annoying.
"Joni, I have a life advice for you. Listen carefully." "I can't wait."
Never ever start living with a woman. Rather become, say... _I don't know_. Rather become gay.
"Gay? What is gay? Gay... That is, homosexual. So... _How can I put it?_ Gay is sort of a real man."
"Are you gay?" "I'm not gay, but I'm still a real man. There are many ways to be a real man, Joni."
You know a lot about men.
That's true. I'm planning to write a book about men. It will be called "How to be a good man".
"Joni, do men eat salad?" "I don't know."
"I eat salad only when Jane is watching. That's what you need to do in life sometimes." "You're pretty smart/cunning."
"Take crisps, _if you want_. Are you thirsty?" "Yeah, I'm thirsty." "_Well no wonder_, after eating all that popcorn." (Puputtaa means to eat a little constantly from the word pupu=rabbit)
"What do you want to drink?" "I want to drink juice."
"There you go, a juicebox. (lit. straw juice)"
"Look, your father sent this photo from Japan."
(Joni's father is stuck in Japan)
"_It seems that_ dad is having a good time. Good, because _I hope that_ he stays there." "Why do you hope that."
"What on Earth?!"
"It's a pigeon."
"Dad! Are you a ghost?"
"Or maybe a hologr..." "Hello everybody! How are you?"
"Technology is evolving. Or that was some kind of witchcraft." "What does technology mean?"
"Technology is adult's play."
"I'm gonna have an ice cream. You want?"
"Yes thank you." "Or do you want ice candy?" "I'll rather have ice candy."
"There you go." "Thanks."
"This has been a nice day." "What do we do next?"
"My stomach is aching. I'm feel a bit like I'm going to throw up. I need to rest a little." "_It seems that_ this has been an educational day too."
"Sorry Joni, I'll borrow your bed. Jane will get angry if I will vomit to our bed. Life is tough."
"Make yourself at home."
(After a few hours.) "Heey!" "Hi, did you have a good time at work?"
"It was quite a nice day. _Thanks for asking._ Where is Mauno?" "Mauno is resting now because his life is so tough."
"_Yeah right._ And looks like he hasn't done any chores, not even for one minute. That sloth! If not even megatherium."